Today at work a tiny green Converse sneaker showed up in the hallway outside my office. There wasn’t anyone walking around when I noticed it and no one came by to claim it. I initially thought it was a ploy by Dobby to be set free. Maybe if I picked it up and handed it to him then poof no more house work required? I also thought that maybe Cinderella had gone modern and wears green Chucks now to clean her castle. She has small feet and a history of leaving one shoe behind. Lets be real – we all knew she’d get tired of those glass slippers eventually. Or maybe it belonged to a leprechaun? It was tiny and green and well ok I was stretching at that point.
As far as I know, neither Dobby nor Cinderella came to claim this lonely Chuck. I didn’t see any leprechauns lurking about either. If anyone has any other ideas or knows a wee little person, princess or mythical creature that has misplaced their shoe have them give me a call at my office. I’d like to reunite this lonely tiny shoe with its small-footed owner.
