Cinderella wears Converse?

Today at work a tiny green Converse sneaker showed up in the hallway outside my office.  There wasn’t anyone walking around when I noticed it and no one came by to claim it. I initially thought it was a ploy by Dobby to be set free.  Maybe if I picked it up and handed it to him then poof no more house work required?  I also thought that maybe Cinderella had gone modern and wears green Chucks now to clean her castle.  She has small feet and a history of leaving one shoe behind.  Lets be real – we all knew she’d get tired of those glass slippers eventually.  Or maybe it belonged to a leprechaun? It was tiny and green and  well ok I was stretching at that point.

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As far as I know, neither Dobby nor Cinderella came to claim this lonely Chuck.  I  didn’t see any leprechauns lurking about either.  If anyone has any other ideas or knows a wee little person, princess or mythical creature that has misplaced their shoe have them give me a call at my office. I’d like to reunite this lonely tiny shoe with its small-footed owner.

Fuchsia Pumps Unite.

Nothing screams rainy Saturday chores like a visit to Publix for toilet paper and ground beef.  Here is where it gets interesting though.  Ella has left for the day to live her busy 11 year old life.  She’s my go-to stylist and monitors what I wear in public. Thats right I said it.  She dresses me. Since she’s not here to get embarrassed, I’m going to rock a few of my favorites.  The problem is my favorites don’t all love each other.  In fact these favorites get along about as well as siblings born two years apart, sitting next to each other on 12 hour road trip.  Which is to say they don’t get along at all.  She would never let me do this if she was here. But I’m grown, I don’t care, I do what I want, and hopefully she won’t find out.

What’s about to go down:

Best jeans ever.  Silver Tuesday.  Bought them on eBay with the holes already in them.  $15 maybe including shipping.  Favorite brown belt from the Gap.  It is well loved and has been accidentally washed. Twice.

IMG_2444Flogging Molly tshirt that I got at a Flogging Molly concert.   You can listen here.   You haven’t lived til you’ve heard them live.

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And these Fuchsia pumps I just picked up yesterday to wear with a nice dress to dinner. These are my new favorite shoes.

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Thats right.  Any fashion-fearless friends want to meet for some grocery shopping statement making? Hit me up. Wear your best grocery shopping pumps.  Fuchsia Pumps Unite.